The Crazy Cat Lady strikes again!

Ok, so, I've been going through some personal things, and those things have been keeping me up at night.  That's why I haven't blogged...but luckily, last night, my brain decided to take a detour from all things Kasey, and went on to all things crazy...

I've been called a Crazy Cat Lady.  I had 6 cats at one time(granted, they weren't all mine, actually only two of them were mine, but for some reason the label was applied to me, and the title stuck).  Now, I live in a household that only has 3.  Last night, as I was attempting sleep, I was joined by two of those cats.  Neither of which you could call dainty. One of them was on my chest, and the other was on my pillow, wrapped around my head.  I literally felt like they were making an attempt on my life.  And BOOM! Like that, my brain was off and running...like, for real, it was trying to get away from the cats! LOL.

My brain decided that those cats knew I was the Crazy Cat Lady, and that it was their mission to destroy me. So, I spent several hours going over the various ways my cats were going to snuff out my life(sounds macabre, but I spent a lot of time giggling!).

• One or more cats would herd me towards the stairs, and then trip me causing me to tumble down head first.
• Jessi, the cat who is obsessed with my hair, would lie on my pillow, licking my head at an extremely rapid rate, until my hair caught on fire.
• Max, the "dumb blonde"(even though he's the black cat), who likes to "argue" would challenge me to a debate, show a surprising amount of reason and logic, until my brain overloaded.
• Cricket, the needy cat, would pester me with her overwhelming desire for attention, until I jumped out of my bedroom window.
• All three of the cats would join forces, create one super mega cat, and take over the world. Enslaving all humans in the process.
• They would slip dry cat food into my daily sandwich(which I always share with them), causing me to choke.
• The next time I have to take one of them to the vet, they'd distract me(which is surprisingly easy to do), causing me to crash, while they jumped to safety.
• One of them would know my life long dream to see a cat sit on a pumpkin and say "look ma, I'm eating my oatmeal", arrange for this to be done, causing me such glee and delight, that I laugh so hard I pass out...and then perish.

That's just some of the insanity my brain was able to come up with....and yes, sad but true, that's what keeps this Crazy Cat Lady up at night.